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Pigeons in the parking lot, portions that were too generous, and steakhouses marked down for a lack of vegan options.
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Oceans that were too loud, beds too comfortable, and a one-star review of a hotel nobody actually stayed in.
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Products & Tech
Blenders too powerful, knives too sharp, and items marked down for arriving exactly as described.
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Honest mechanics under suspicion, barbers blamed for a bad request, and plumbers who fixed it too easily.
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'The ocean was too loud.' — a beachfront hotel
Pinnedby ZeroStarZoe · Hotels & Travel · 356 replies · 33 min ago
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